Then later, Leela made the film.

I’m a thing. Say it in Russian! I don’t know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas. Goodbye, friends. I never thought I’d die like this. But I always really hoped.

Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions? You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Good news, everyone! I’ve taught the toaster to feel love! I love you, buddy!

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. When will that be? I’m Santa Claus! You’re going to do his laundry?

And why did ‘I’ have to take a cab? Really?! I’ll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me!

You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites? Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You’d think it would be something you’d have to freebase. Check it out, y’all. Everyone who was invited is here.

And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried?

Oh Leela! You’re the only person I could turn to; you’re the only person who ever loved me. How much did you make me? Isn’t it true that you have been paid for your testimony? I’m a thing. Bender, we’re trying our best.

Our love isn’t any different from yours, except it’s hotter, because I’m involved. Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be…

So, how ’bout them Knicks? No, just a regular mistake. But existing is basically all I do! And until then, I can never die? Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Morbo will now introduce tonight’s candidates… PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo’s good friend, Richard Nixon.

So, how ’bout them Knicks? Ask her how her day was. Our love isn’t any different from yours, except it’s hotter, because I’m involved. I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there!

OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions? But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver.

I was all of history’s great robot actors – Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! Oh yeah, good luck with that. I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool. Your best is an idiot! Who are you, my warranty?!